Out Of The Blue.

While Muse rebuilt the world with their rock (even though that is scientifically impossible, with 3 penisis and no fecking womb) in deepest space, something moved

Something wearing black

Something which growled

Something emolike

Something which moved towards earth with incredible speed…

GEE!!

‘how dare you forget me james!’ she shrieked

Wait….

This is ment to be a story about james…

Hmmmmm…

BACK TO SPACE!

Right. There once was a boy called james. He was a scene kid, but he refused to belive it. He was currently on the run from gee for not liking Fall Out Boy. Abbi etait un garcon, so she can shut the hell up and let me get on ><

Eeeeeeee a singing mr wright! And cake!!!

Anyway. The boy. Called james. Or jim. Its wide open. Well he went on his way, down a stereotyped road. All of a sudden, he slipped in some carelessly spilt grapefruit juice. (if the puddle had been of Diet Coke, james would have been fine, for due to the unique combination of scene and Muse, james could controll it.) the fall hurt james and so he limped in a lanky sort of way into a nearby town in surch of a cure. Whilst walking to the doctors, he passed Dovecotes Dental Surgery. Suddenly MARGARET POWELL jumped out and went ‘Bllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggg’ and lazer-eyed some random building.

‘oh dear’ said james.

Luckily, james girlfriend abbi was there holding his bass. Then gee ran and, desperate to be in the story somewhere, shouted ‘nothing can stop the power of the emo!’ and grabbed the bass from abbi.

Unfortunately, Abbi was Not In The Mood. And not even the power of the emo could protect gee from the Wrath of abbi’s boobs.

Plucking the bass from the unconscious gee, abbi handed it to james and then settled back to watch. ‘Bleerrrrgggggggggg grrrrrooooooorrrrrrrgggggggg’ Said Margaret powell. Waving her arms around. Right thought james. He started to play the bass and did an impressive impression of a flexi-ruler at the same time. Wow said abbi to gee, who was just waking up, he really does bend in half.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh said Margaret powell. Because james was flexi-bassing at her. She fell pver and died for no reason I can think of exept I am late for royas and have to finish this quickly.

Yay said james.

Then they all danced a jig, everyone conveniently forgot about james grapefruit juice-induced injury and skipped home, wondering if they could pin-point the exact moment gee stopped bothering with those troublesome speech marks

The End

omg

and a half

i love naruto

at first i was thinking roya was a wierdo, watching it on her pc all the time! but now i love it

my favorate charachter is….dun dun dun…..Garra!!! he rocks and is uber sexy! you think he iss all dark and evil, but he had a really screwed up childhood (i cried during the episode:’() ad he has a deamon inside of him!

i realise this is not my most inspired blog, but fuck it garra is hot!”! and so is sasuke…..mmmmmm sasuke.

sakura is an annoying pink haired bitch who does nothing but stand there and shout ’sasuke, naruto sasuke naruto’ for about 12 episodes at a time.

today in english, we were doing something poem related and i was thinking about naruto instaed. consequently me and ellie and jeremy* did everything wrong and miss a maroi growled at us. monotonaly. uhuhh.

there are loads of funny naruto spinoff things as well. my fave include: real ninjas (type in naruto real ninjas into youtube) and naruto abridged series (seriously, work itout for yourselfs fucktards) really funny, and not in a omg-you-are-insulting-naruto-and-i-may-have-to-kill-your-family-twice kinda way

seriously, go look. its not nerdy or gay (coinsidently, you cant say stuff like that anymore, its homosexual bullying. you cant sexually bully people either, so no raping for dinner money or molesting someone and taking their football, please) naruto has been a very good source of relief for me recently, what with O.C.D attacks and stress from exams. go look. enjoy the same refuge as me, but dont get addickted like i did!

*jeremy is my pet rock. he resembles a tiger apart from the fact that he is in fact a pebble. he is loverly and ellie and lyssy got him for me from greese:)

check it xx

the bible is wrong.

why? because it is a pleasing story book made up of things that the church thought showed christianity in a good light. the gospels written by women were dismissed. the gospels which disagreed with christianity (why the hell they writing for the bible if they disagreed with christianity i dont know)

my war aganst christianity started in year 8 (before then i thought it was like an after school club, i was not bright) when, upon meeting me in science class, ashley green introduced herself and, before i could reply, said briskly

‘are you a cristian?’

*gee blinks* ‘er…no?’

‘oh well then you are going to hell. if you die as a child youll be ok, but only children and christians go to heaven’

‘oh. im gee, by the way.’

i now realise my question should have been ‘why does your god hate me?’. this, in my view, fully supports the family guy quoted view on christianity

“oh thats very christian: believe what i say or ill hurt you”

honestly. i fully respect and accept poeple who are christian. what i have no time for is when they force thier religoin upon me and whoever else is listening. i have a hot temper. i am stubborn. but no one hates me nearly as much as thy hate bible bashers. what really gets me going is the fact that they believe that thier god is the one and only god. fuck that.

i admire religions like bhuddism, and sikhism. sikhism espesially, because they welcome anyone, rich or poor, sikh or not into thier gudwara and give them food and company. to me, that is far more godly than burning witches and hating homosexuals. thats another thing. one of the main whatsits of christianity is that you have free choice. but your not alloewd to choose to be gay. or non christian. those apparently, are free choises you are not allowed to choose. the other day i watched the most hated family in america, who have created thier own bizzare outlet of ‘christianity’ and have waged thier own personal war on homosexuals. they picketed the funerals of soldiers and shouted at the mourners. ho9w fucking dare they. they wouldent be able to shout if the soldiers wernt there. the claimed that the soldiers were being punished by god for sinning. and they said that the soldires deserved to die because they were fighting for a nation which ‘bred fags’

:@:@:@:@:@:@  ‘HOW FUCKING DARE THEY???!!!!’ i screamed at the tv ‘STUPID…..BLOOODY……AMNERICANS!!!!’

dont get me wrong. i have friends who are christians and who are lovely, i also have …..people……who are cristians and not lovely.

focker out. x

i like haveing a computor thing here to write on

it doesnt even have to make sence. yays.

#1.lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events is too long a series. unfortunately. ive heard that the 13th book is shite, and frankly i would rather die having not compleatly ruened the series for myself

#2. where did bird flu go? is it hiding, in eggs ect untill we all get caught up in another disease scare, cricket measles say, before it attackes us all? or has it joined foot and mouth in the ‘phew that was a close one, so whats next?’ catagory?

#3.why is inserting a tampon not pleasurable?

#4. beware of a man in a fezz

#5. how come i have got tanlines (it looks like i am wearing odd pale shoes at all times) and i havnt sunbathed and its april?

#6why are the french?

thank you thank you x

school is being a bit of a twat at the miute. Drama expects essays people, essays and time and productions (our group are the highest graded in our class, and have done enough to get us good practical grades in our gcse. but nono, we have to force out one more piece)

Art expects time, but to be fair art deserves time if you want good quality work, and art xpects time, does not force you to spend time (consiquently i will be spending lots of time on arftwork)

French thinks of itself as the be all and end all of all time matter and oranges. lear ze speaking qwestions georgia!! zut alors and also mon deu! why are you not applying for a visa in france, the glorious country, where you wll be able to chat to le french about you olidays and your views on marrage, and you will be able to speak in ze past present and future tenses (including conditional) but you will be dead, DEAD becauze  you ave no ability to oredrr ze food or ze drink!!!!

english does not explain itself properly and argues with me and abbi. it expects ‘those top marks guys’ ie time

scvience would like to think we are revising, but it knows better and has no friends

bcs expects… wel i dont know what bcs thinks because when in bcs i turn my ipod up and sleep.

and they all give course work. and say REVISE YOU HORRIBLE CHILDREN BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WILL FAIL. and heres some homework. and dont forget your cw deadlines. what i expect that hw in! YOU ARE ALL GOING TO FAIL BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT RTEVISING. AND FOR GODS SISTER NORAH’S SAKE YOU HAD BETTER GET THAT CW DONE TURNER! oh, make space in your revision timetable (?!) for social gatherings (what are we, doves?) and relaxation.

honestly

just leave the presants and then leave me alone yeah?!

im going to see fall out boy and it will be awesome!!!!! me and jess rm and my mum are going to london, eating food, then me and jrm are fall out boying

obviously abbi davey will be jealous,,as she holds fall out boy in the highest regard, namely: fish im not listening to that shit, turn it off or i will hit you with this computor.

i love bcs. anyways.

i shall have fun being in london, but i will go now, coz mum needs to ‘get n the net’

x

i think ive roughly got the idea of this. roughly. barely. ok, i have no idea what im doing and am performing this task with the same efficiancy as an idiot with a crayon.

 i have several topics to write about, bitch about and generally complain about.

(these blog things will not be spelt correctly, be in the correct grammer, or make much sense. enjoy)

what annoys me about myspace.

bloody hell. its better than bebo coz you can have your profile exactly how you like it, and costamise it to your liking. but. i have lots of friends who always fall out. and do they discuss thier problems quietly over msn? do they put aside their differences and meet up in a room somewhere and talk? fuck no. hell id be happyer if they took of their coats and went round the back of a pub to ’sort it out’ but they do it over myspace bulletins. this annoys the crap out of me for several reasons

#1. they act all surprised when people ask what it is about. you know, the whole, omg why do people all take an interest in my private issues?? what has it got to do with them? when i want to rant (befoe i found this) i wrote it all on my typewrier, and diddnt share it with the world.

#2. they put the bulletins up about each other, and dont use any names. they do however, use situations and things which make it blindly obvious, to even me, who they are talking about. then, again, they do the whole well i diddnt say her/his name bla bla bla.

#3. they use stupid language for example(and i swear this is an actuall quote): ‘we trip silently through all the shattered mirrors of deception, and wonder if our puzzle will go the way we want it to. all the hated lies and evil misconceptions are blinding us. and i believed in you but you were high up on your cloud and diddnt notice as i slipped and fell’

….seriosly, wtf is that all about??!!! thats not being deep!! thats looking up every other word in a fecking thesaurus!! real deepness is something which cant be expressed with beautiful language. if it comes from the heart it would be jumbled repeated and forced.

another thing is all the shitty writing in the ‘about me section, but ill do that another time. right now im going to go sort my hair out (picture a red and black haired scarecrow, thats me) and go to jess rm’s, and possibly smoke weed. byee xx